Metal or Not

Episode 29. This week John shows us all that he watches too much TV.

Chickens

Sharks

Spiders

Lions

Wolves

Tigers

John's Balls

Piranha

Elephants

Craig's Balls

 

5 thoughts on “Metal or Not

  1. Sorry, the larger percentage of cartoons are not metal. There are metal exceptions (i.e. Battle of the Planets, Voltron, Transformers, Thundercats, Thundarr the Barbarian) but theyare far outweighed by the Pokemon and Smurfs of the world.

  2. Metalocalypse alone tells us that cartoons are metal. Sure, we have Pokemon and Smurfs, but we also have Trixter and Enuff Z’Nuff. Metal!

  3. Nair is metal. Have you ever put that shit on your ass? Smooth as a baby.

    I think Disney is metal. All the hidden shit in the cartoons, like the hidden frames in the Rescuers, along with Disney’s alleged antisemitism, makes good fodder for a metal tune.

  4. Urinal cakes aren’t metal. We were at the bar one time back in the day, and my friend came back to the table with a wad of paper towel, saying that he got me a present “from the gift shop”. I know damn well a bar doesn’t have a gift shop, but I was drunk and I love presents, so I used a couple of straws to unwrap it. In the middle was a used urinal cake. I said AHHH! and batted the mess off the table. It flew to the middle of the dance floor. I don’t know if anyone slipped on it, but man, those things fly down the floor like a curling stone!

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